Waste Less Time on Social Media With the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine

Social media’s the hot marketing topic right now (and this despite the reality that search and email remain the ROI leaders, and by a sizable margin).

Still, there’s no underestimating the amount of time most slackers freelancers waste on Facebook and Twitter, so if your New Years resolutions include “I will focus on my business and waste less time on Facebook and Twitter,” then we’ve got just the site for you:

Web 2.0 suicide machine

It’s the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine – a brilliant site which will wipe out your Web 2.0 existence while you wait.

Twitter, Facebook, MySpace… all gone in minutes. Then you can join the ranks of luddite curmudgeons worldwide. Frankly, we don’t see a downside.

(Still, if the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine truly is anti-Web 2.0, why aren’t they bucking the “everything is free” trend and charging for it?)

Once again, the Underground scours the Internet for the kind of productivity-enhancing tips you simply won’t find anywhere else.

Keep writing (and not on Facebook), Tom Chandler.

An Underground Update: The Copywriter Who Turned Niche Domination Into Lucrative TV and Product Development Deals

In an earlier (and popular) Underground post I profiled niche writer Tom Gaylord – the writer who turned his lifelong passion for target air guns into a fulltime career.

Two years later, Gaylord’s writing gig has mushroomed into several lucrative new areas, and it seems the time is ripe for an update.

Those who read the original post will recall Gaylord’s advice: write about a subject you love so much, you can’t wait to get out of bed and get to work.

Not only is it a prescription for job satisfaction, but it’s not a bad route to getting paid.

In the last two years, Gaylord’s turned his domination of the adult target airgun niche into several lucrative new projects – including a co-host spot on a TV show and several lucrative product development deals.

In fact, with his American Airgunner TV show recently signed for a second season, Gaylord is now in the enviable position of refusing even high-paying jobs.

His dance card’s just too full.

Write to Your Passion, But Get Paid For It

“I’m exactly where I want to be” said the plain-talking Gaylord at the start of the interview.

“I’ve reached my work limit, I don’t “audition” for any kind of work any more, I’m getting paid for my time, and I’m doing something I want to keep doing as long as my heart is beating.”

Can you top that?

If not, read on.

First, what’s Gaylord doing right?

He’s getting paid to:

  • Write airgunning’s top blog
  • Produce a 2x monthly podcast (he taught himself the technology)
  • Write paid articles for several sites & magazines
  • Co-host a new TV show
  • He signed a pair of lucrative product development deals

How has he arrived at this place?

Simple.

He knows this stuff, and he loves writing about it.

If that’s not exactly the four-point formula for success you were hoping for, consider this: For several years, Gaylord has posted new blog articles five days a week (without fail).

And he does it for the fastest-growing retailer in the business (an excellent example of content marketing that you can reference in your own pitches).

Gaylord’s audience continues to grow, and and just so you know he’s hardly phoning it in, his blog posts regularly generate upwards of several hundred comments – an astonishing number given the tiny airgun market.

In addition to all the writing projects outlined in my prior article, the past year has seen him signing several paid product development deals – and moving from the online world into a TV host spot.

In other words, he’s still doing exactly what he wants.

And yes, he’s making more money at it then ever.

Television

While it’s common for successful bloggers to steer themselves into other channels, Gaylord wasn’t necessarily looking for the television show which has transformed his working life.

And while the TV show has been well received in its first season (the Sportsmen’s Channel just signed for a second season), Gaylord notes the ride hasn’t been wholly smooth.

“Between the travel and the workload, I discovered what my limits were. Now I have to make sure I don’t make myself sick again.”

Still, the TV exposure promises to raise Gaylord’s profile even higher among not just the airgunning world, but the larger sporting markets. In terms of building a personal brand, a TV show is not a bad route – and the affable Gaylord comes across as so likable and passionate, you can’t help but see a big future in video (whether broadcast or online).

Product Development

In what Gaylord calls “another lobe” of his work are his new product development deals.

He recently signed two deals which see him helping a pair of industry leaders fine-tune – and even revolutionize – their product lines.

While modesty – and a pair of NDAs – limit what Gaylord’s willing to reveal, it’s largely true to suggest Gaylord was at the foundation of one American airgun company’s recent introduction of three world-beating products.

They’re revolutionizing a market, and because nothing succeeds like success, Gaylord’s stock has risen to the point where several other manufacturers are willing to pay him to talk turkey.

I don’t care what market you play in; that’s an enviable position.

OK, So How Does He Do It?

Rather than repeat everything Gaylord said in my earlier profile, let me reprint a quote from the earlier article summarizing Gaylord’s approach, and then I’ll get down to the nitty gritty:

Still, it’s not hard to see what matters to him — the first words out of Gaylord’s mouth were: “Most important is to write about the things you love doing.”

Gaylord’s writing style is conversational, and not intimidating or pedantic.

“I see my role as more an educator than salesman” he said, and his straightforward style of writing reflects it. He’s been writing about airguns for almost two decades, and expects to “continue doing so until I drop.”

How does he generate so much copy for so many venues?

“You should write about the things you love so much that you can’t wait to write the next post or article.”

With that in mind, Gaylord’s approach to growing his online presence beyond the online world involves nothing particularly high tech or glamorous.

Instead, Gaylord makes it a point to know everything there is to know about his industry (see blockquote above), and then pitches his ideas to those in a position to make a difference.

When one company invited several airgun writers to a show & tell, Gaylord went armed with a specific product pitch, including marketing information he’d picked up at an industry breakfast a couple years prior.

Simply put, it worked. And it lead to one of his product development deals.

It’s a recurring tactic for Gaylord, who only founded his extremely popular (and paid) blog because he pitched the idea a top online retailer – a pitch that came complete with costs and revenue potential.

“Don’t Be Afraid to Fail.”

Diving headfirst into new areas is a recurring theme for Gaylord, who used to publish a printed airgun “newsletter” that ultimately failed when the Internet picked up steam.

“Sure, you sometimes make bad decision, but don’t be afraid to fail” he said.

“You need to fail to learn, and if you’re one of those people who has to ask three other people what they should do, you’re simply going to prolong the learning process.”

And while his stock is definitely on the rise, Gaylord’s not afraid to admit he made mistakes even in the midst of his most-successful year.

The TV show – which required frequent travel to New York (Gaylord lives in Texas) – was a new situation for him, and he didn’t strike a deal that served him particularly well.

That’s been rectified for the upcoming season, but Gaylord – in opposition to a lot of what you hear spouted on the Internet about writers giving away the farm – is very clear on the idea of giving too much away.

“You’ve got to be very careful not to give too much away,” Gaylord said.

“As a writer in a particular market, over time you develop an experience base that should make you valuable. There’s a tendency to give that knowledge away in order to get in the game.”

“Don’t do that.”

Where Are You Going?

While Tom Gaylord’s niche is small and unusual, the product and television deals have put him in a place so ideal, he can’t imagine anything better.

“At 62, I’m finally in the place I wish I was at when I was 40″ he said.

“I’m turning down work, I don’t audition for anything, and I’ll happily keep doing this work as long as my heart keeps beating.”

Keep writing (and pitching, and thinking, and failing…), Tom Chandler.

UPDATE: Gaylord’s year-end post displays the kind of specific, boots-on-the-ground thought leadership that allows him to charge for product development ideas. Worth a look.

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Do They Know It’s Chri… Uhh… Web 2.0 At All??

Another dose of beautifully done satire aimed directly at Web 2.0, proving once again a medium is best satirized when it’s used to convey the message.

It’s all in a good cause; the LFM site is taking donations in the name of Computers for Africa.

Too Many Characters in Your Latest Mastertweet? Use The Shorter Thesaurus…

In an era when 141 characters is considered simply too damn long, a “shorter” thesaurus makes sense – especially one that’s no further away than your Firefox Search Bar:

The Shorter Thesaurus site simply accepts the word you type, then returns shorter synonym – the perfect way to squeeze your latest Mastertweet under the limit.

The Shorter Thesaurus

Sure, it’s odd and weird and maybe even a little wrong, but if we can’t harness the power of the Internet to help us find better ways to communicate less, then why build the thing in the first place?

Best of all, a plug-in is now available for Firefox and Internet Explorer, and you can even add the Shorter Thesaurus to your Firefox search bar (while you’re on the Shorter Thesaurus page, simply click the drop-down list of search engines in your search bar and select “add THSRS”).

Bingo. You’re ready to create shorter, sweeter sentences.

The tool is found on the Ironic Sans blog site – a photographer’s blog that’s interesting enough that even a copywriter might want to add it to his RSS reader.

Keep writing (using shorter words if necessary), Tom Chandler.

Collateral Damage Publishes “Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year”

‘Tis the season for eggnog, sales, and yes – endless year-end “Top 10″ lists.

This one, however, was produced by none other than funnyman Constantine Von Hoffman, so I’m giving his “Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year” post a little well-deserved juice.

Collateral Damage's Top Ten Marketing Blunders of the Year

My favorite? His skewering of General Motors’ weaselly “Apology” ad where the company pretends at a mea culpa while actually accepting zero responsibility.

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Blogging For Money? The Feed Pauser Plugin Offers You (and Your RSS Feed) a Second Chance

With more copywriters business blogging for bucks (say that three times fast), and people now accessing streams of information more or less instantaneously, the dangers of the WordPress “Publish” button loom large.

The WordPress "Publish" button may not be your friend

Mis-type a word in a headline – or entirely blow your first paragraph out of the water with a half-assed edit – clicking Publish immediately places that post in your RSS feed , saving it for all to see and marvel at (for eternity).

It’s embarrassing when you do it on your own blog. But potentially expensive when you do it for a client.

The Feed Pauser plugin (WordPress only) helps solve this problem by delaying the Publish –> RSS cycle a user-specified amount of time.

In other words, set it for ten minutes, and you’ve got a whole ten minutes after publishing the post to correct any mistakes.

The post shows on the site, but isn’t placed into the RSS feed until your grace period is up.

Those headless posts you mistakenly send? Those half-finished drafts the world is never meant to see? Those headline typos?

Feed Pauser offers you a second chance to fix them, and like all great solutions, it does so simply and elegantly (no affiliation or financial interest on my end).

Regret is a powerful thing, especially when your own work is the source of it…

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The New Daughter vs. Writing Routine Death Match (or, Sleepless in Shasta)

It turns out that pitting our tiny new daughter against my previously comfortable writing routine results in the following: the wholesale slaughter of the routine.

Embarrassingly, I had to read my own blog to discover where my last post left off (hint: Zombie Copywriter attacks Slacker Building Contractor).

The Good News?

  • The new kid is doing great (she is a sweetheart and my cynical marketer’s heart soars every time I see her – unbearably adorable photograph added below)
  • Despite the madness, I launched a tourism Web site project (with all the trimmings), and the client is happy (they should be)

The Bad News?

I remain barely a half-step ahead of my client commitments.

Which leaves little time for a blog. Or personal writing. Or sleep. Or even a shared (fun) Web site project (aided and abetted by another copywriter).

Naturally – now that the Thanksgiving Madness is over (as is the last-minute Black Friday client rush) – I’m teaching four nights a week for the next three weeks.

Like raising a kid, teaching is hugely exhausting and wildly gratifying at the same time (more on that in an upcoming post).

I expect to have a lot of fun.

What Else is Coming on the Underground?

I’ve got some great stuff ahead.

I’m putting the finishing touches on an update to the profile I wrote of Airgun niche writer Tom Gaylord, who now hosts a TV show and is even signing lucrative product development contracts.

In his typically direct, impassioned style, Tom offers ample food for thought for anyone dominating their niche – but wonders what comes after you own the space.

Then there’s my call for a Modern Word Processor for the Contemporary Online Writer. Today’s writers are using yesterday’s writing tools, and it’s time that changed.

In other words, the Copywriter Underground’s not dead, just moving at whatever pace the world’s best one year-old daughter allows.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

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