Last Friday I posted about feeling tired and ready for a break from writing, and what form that break might take.

Well, here it is Friday again, and I feel like I’ve been gently massaged by a dozen baseball bat-wielding youth. And I think it’s time to kill off all this “head off, recharge my batteries and refresh my muse” crap. It’s time to go nuclear.

Why waste time hiking in the wilderness or sitting on cheap lawn furniture when you can relax, watch your waterproof LCD television and get bubbled half to death?

More on this from that zany bunch at Sci-fi Tech:

The Cosmo Hydromassage Television Bathtub not only comes with said LCD screen, but also has all sorts of jets and bubbles and such to massage your tired muscles while you watch Oprah and eat bon-bons.

Think of the improvements to productivity. Think of the words you’ll produce after just 45 minutes in this baby.

Can you not afford to buy one right now? Is this the ultimate writer productivity tool?

I didn’t think so either. And never fear. I’ve got a couple copywriting-related posts coming your way. Enjoy your Friday!

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