Who says list posts are dead? Tech Digest’s Stuart Dredge posted a hilarious “Top 10 ways to diss someone in a Web 2.0 style” and while it won’t bring down the whole list post genre, it might make you shoot milk/tea/cola/beer out your nose.

Here are #2, #3 and #4:

2. Gather a group of friends in Second Life and stand around their avatar laughing at their clothes, hair and jerky walking movements. Yes, you have jerky walking movements too. But you have backup.

3. Report them to Razorlight’s lawyers for that blurry camphone clip they uploaded of Johnny Borrell at the Brixton Academy singing America. They’ll be in court over a barrel before you know it. This kind of irresponsible piracy is Killing Music. As are Razorlight, but we’ll gloss over that for now.

4. Give them a dreadful reference on LinkedIn. Nobody wants to employ someone with a chequered record of embezzlement, untruthfulness, and goat-slaughtering. Well, nobody outside the tabloid newspapers, anyway.

For more fun, visit the original: Tech Digest: Top 10 ways to diss someone in a Web 2.0 stylee

[tags]web 2.0, humor[/tags]