Copywriting in Three Dimensions: How “Fun” Sold Six-Figure Software
By Tom Chandler on Jul 11, 2007 in Copywriting, Marketing Consulting
When you’re selling a corporate product that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, you need to reach executive buyers (Directors and VPs).
The bad news? There’s no shortage of gatekeepers and roadblocks between you and your quarry, and you’ve got to put your sales rep in the office of a qualified executive, and do it quickly.
So what’s the quickest route to success?
The Birth of a Lumpy Mailer
Regular readers know I’m a fan of lumpy mailers — three dimensional objects (often with a humorous slant) shipped to small, carefully targeted lists. Because they’re clearly not “junk mail” — and they carry an aura of value — lumpy mailers blow right through barriers and onto desks.
In this case, my client was launching eMerchandising software designed to boost the per-cart revenues of large online stores. While we were in the midst of rolling out a largely online “mass media” campaign (nothing’s really “mass media” any more), I discovered our prime mailing list held only 80 names.
The Process
A short list of targets always ignites a “lumpy mailer” fire in my brain, so I started brainstorming ideas. Several scribbled pages later, I’d penciled in three good concepts, and moved onto the research stage — which effectively killed two of my concepts.
The remaining idea involved miniature steel shopping carts, and I was astounded to find them available for less than $7 each (far lower than I expected). A lumpy mailer was born.
I was lucky. I’ve worked with this client for many year (across several companies), and she’s well aware of the door-opening power of a lumpy mailer. You’re sometimes forced to educate clients who resist interesting solutions simply because they’ve never seen them before. In this case, that wasn’t a problem.
The Campaign
Our basic campaign concept played out in an earlier print ad which featured a split headline.

Pointing at the stacked shopping cart was “This is a BroadVision eMerchandising Shopping Cart.” Pointing at the near-empty cart was: “This Isn’t.”
The first run of the print ad offered a white paper, and the ad generated far more leads than expected. Time to breathe a sigh of relief.
After all the other elements hit the market (e-newsletter sponsorship, print, banner ads, PR, etc), we shipped our foot-long shopping carts to targets in large white boxes.

The ready-to-ship cart shorn of some of the accompanying elements.
Each cart carried several supporting pieces — including a foamcore-mounted piece promising the reader they’d never see another empty shopping cart. Also included was a handwritten note from a sales rep promising to get in touch.
That’s a key statement — lumpy mailers can be tailored to generate response, but when you send them to high-value targets, the mailer often paves the way for a near-term contact.
The thinking is simple; cold calling a VP’s office earns you a one-way trip to voice mail. But calling an office that just received a fun, three-dimensional goodie (neatly aligned with your product benefits) lands your sales rep a spot on the VP’s appointment calendar.
Helpful Hint: It’s critical that any followup calls immediately reference the lumpy mailer. Consider featuring a catch phrase in the mailer and to advise sales reps to use that phrase at the start of their call.
Results?
Early reports from sales reps were highly favorable, but because my contact is on maternity leave, I don’t have any numbers (and it’s likely too soon, given the long sales cycle). The sales reps were happy (a rare thing indeed), so the client’s happy, and for the freelancer that’s what counts.
The moral? Much of the marketing world’s attention is focused online, yet the there’s no reason to ignore traditional techniques like lumpy mailers. They work.
Keep writing, Tom Chandler.
[tags]marketing, direct mail, direct response, direct marketing, lumpy mailer, direct mailer[/tags]



What a snazzy approach - I love this! It’s a wonderful reinforcement of your client’s value proposition and fun to boot. The cute factor is off the scale, too. Bravo!
Now I have a client who is sending out a billiard ball because they want to talk about their “pool” of candidates. Get it, pool? Huh, huh?
No, it’s not my idea. It’s theirs. (I would have gone with a snorkle and worked the promo around “jump in to the best pool of candidates around, etc.”)
Roberta Rosenberg, The Copywriting Maven | Jul 11, 2007 | Reply
It’s a fun one, no doubt. It’s always best to ship something that might have a little staying power around the office.
Billiard ball? Snorkel’s better. Or maybe a fish net. Something about getting to pick and choose the best specimens from a sizable pool of them.
In any case, I think the lumpy mailer has always been effective — and that it might actually be growing more effective as the world moves online…
Tom Chandler | Jul 11, 2007 | Reply
Few of us can resist the sheer curiosity-factor of a dimensional mailing - except a nice big box!
Roberta Rosenberg, The Copywriting Maven | Jul 11, 2007 | Reply
Clever idea, great execution. Production of idea to a medium can be tricky but I see no such problem here. :)
Sometimes, my team comes out with really good “lumpy mail” idea but was shot down by some clients because they “cost too much”. Sometimes, I just wonder if it’s penny wise pound foolish
Vivienne Quek | Jul 12, 2007 | Reply
Lumpy mailers don’t often pay their own way when it comes to bigger lists, but when you’re talking about high-value targets, they represent a great way to get through the roadblocks.
Thanks for your comment!
Tom Chandler | Jul 12, 2007 | Reply
Tom,
What a clever and well-thought out campaign. I’m really impressed. Plus, you’ve made me see the idea I’ve had for using a lumpy mailing to market my own services is actually a good idea after all. Thanks!
Dianna Huff | Jul 13, 2007 | Reply