Tis the Season For… The Fiber Optic USB Powered Tree?
By Tom Chandler on Dec 19, 2007 in Underground Entertainment
It’s the holidays, but maybe you’re not really feeling the love slouching at your lonely, stuck-in-the-corner-of-the-basement writing desk.
Fear not, Undergrounders. We’ve got just the thing.
The Fiber Optic, USB-Powered Christmas Tree. (No, I haven’t been hitting the eggnog.)
Drink it in, Undergrounders. It’s a wondrous thing — technology put to humanity’s highest use.
Just plug it into a spare USB port, and let this little bundle of Holiday joy do its thing. And no need to thank me. Really. We’re just a full-service freelance blog here.
Keep writing, Tom Chandler.
Very Hanukkah blue, Tom. How very ecumenical :)
Roberta Rosenberg | Dec 19, 2007 | Reply
Soon as I look up ecumenical, I’m going to post a saucy reply.
Tom Chandler | Dec 19, 2007 | Reply
That’s just great, Tom, you couldn’t show us this *before* I spent all that time on the real thing, lol! Could have saved me hours of work!
Ah well, at least next year I can get away with staying at my desk for a few more hours. Just plug it in, and Christmas decorating is done!
Jessalynn Coolbaugh | Dec 20, 2007 | Reply
Yes, think of the productivity gains industry-wide if freelancers have one less reason to leave their desks…
Tom Chandler | Dec 21, 2007 | Reply