Tis the Season For… The Fiber Optic USB Powered Tree?

It’s the holidays, but maybe you’re not really feeling the love slouching at your lonely, stuck-in-the-corner-of-the-basement writing desk.

Fear not, Undergrounders. We’ve got just the thing.

The Fiber Optic, USB-Powered Christmas Tree. (No, I haven’t been hitting the eggnog.)

 USBxmastree

Drink it in, Undergrounders. It’s a wondrous thing — technology put to humanity’s highest use.

Just plug it into a spare USB port, and let this little bundle of Holiday joy do its thing. And no need to thank me. Really. We’re just a full-service freelance blog here.

Keep writing, Tom Chandler.

Comments 4

  1. Roberta Rosenberg wrote:

    Very Hanukkah blue, Tom. How very ecumenical :)

    Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 12:41 pm   (Quote)
  2. Tom Chandler wrote:

    Soon as I look up ecumenical, I’m going to post a saucy reply.

    Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 1:25 pm   (Quote)
  3. Jessalynn Coolbaugh wrote:

    That’s just great, Tom, you couldn’t show us this *before* I spent all that time on the real thing, lol! Could have saved me hours of work!

    Ah well, at least next year I can get away with staying at my desk for a few more hours. Just plug it in, and Christmas decorating is done!

    Posted 20 Dec 2007 at 9:09 am   (Quote)
  4. Tom Chandler wrote:

    Yes, think of the productivity gains industry-wide if freelancers have one less reason to leave their desks…

    Posted 21 Dec 2007 at 7:59 am   (Quote)

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